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La Vie De Boucanier

Voguer sous le jolie rouge

Created on 2006-09-23 03:21:12 (#11216183), last updated 2008-02-16

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Basic Info

Name:	Jack
Birthdate:	1989-06-09
Location:	Middle Area, Pennsylvania, United States

Bio

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Technical Info:

Name: John Ashley Sands "Jack"
Age: 17
Birth date: June 9th, 1989
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 150lbs

Likes: Guns, being in charge, concerts, his brother, history class, fencing, stealing, costumes, girls, the color red, food, politics, rebels, pirates, reality tv, historical ficion, myths, other cultures

Dislikes His parents, the government, his teachers, celebrities, jocks, the military

Habits: Stealing, smoking, drinking, telling Shel to do things.

Hobbies: Stealing, sailing, swimming, sex, flirting, plotting overly elaborate schemes.

Clubs and Organizations: The drama club and the fencing team. Though he rarely attends either.

A brief history...

On June 9th, 1989 Jack and Shel were born by cesarian section to Genevieve and Jeffrey Sands Sr. A C-section was necessary, since the boys' umbilical cords were each tightly wrapped around the other's throat. If one was born naturally, one or both would have died. Setting a tone of violence that would last throughout their lives.
As it was, Jack was deprived of oxygen for longer and had to be kept in the hospital for weeks. The stronger, healthier baby (and clearly, the more successful killer) was given the name Sheldon Jeffrey Sands Jr. while their mother named the weaker infant John Ashley Sands.

For the first few years, Jack was the smaller and more sickly of the two and Emmalee took to doting more upon him. A habit that lasted even once they were a little older and Jack's complaints and pouting were clearly only for show.

By the time they entered school Jack was far more social than his brother. Or, at least, more successful at it. The trade off being that he was somehow less...studious..than Sheldon. Of course, that's why it pays to have a twin. Conveniently in the same grade with the same classes. Just cheating on homework got him through grade school once he tired of actually doing the work, but middle school brought the complications of not always having the same teachers. The school seemed to want the boys split up for..some reason. Things got more difficult which, of course, meant less attention should be paid to it. So Jack excelled at other things, like petty theft and small cons. A two man con job works best, though, and so Sheldon was dragged into these endeavors.

This was all small time and only resulted in occasional suspensions until Jack actually tried to do things right. His grades were sliding and he was risking being held back. Which is also a risk of military school. Jack studied like hell for mid-terms and Shel busted his ass helping. When the tests were finally taken, Jack was accused of cheating in two classes, which snowballed to include even more. No one would believe he actually got his grades the right way this time, no matter what Jack or Sheldon said. Jack was looking at being held back or expelled. So the brothers broke into the school one night and destroyed it. They graffitied and smashed everything. Maybe not a good plan, but a plan. The level of destruction had them quickly expelled from the base school and, before long, their father was suddenly reassigned to a shitty supply post in Pennsylvania.

No longer willing to let his sons ruin his career, the boys' father rented a house off base for his family. A quaint little suburb close to public schooling and a decent distance from the base. A few hours away. So far that he keeps his own housing on base for the work week and only comes home to his family on the weekends. It's such a cozy family life these days... At least public school and a worried mother pay less attention to what two teenage boys get up to.

Contact Info:

AIM: Black Spot Jack
Email: Dr.Nicalls@gmail.com

DISCLAIMER

Jack Sparrow belongs to Disney and Bruckheimer and other such people and Depp, of course, belongs to himself. I own nothing, so why would you want to sue me?
This is only a pale immitation anyway, you greedy bastards!

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guns, movies, music, piracy, pirates, shanties, ships, slight of hand, travel, women

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